The Strongest Stand-In System in History

[Invincible + System + comedy + lighthearted + decisive and ruthless + no hypocritical saintliness] “Whoa, where the heck am I?” Ye Feng had been sitting on the toilet when a dizzying whirl sent his soul straight to another world. He'd thought he was going to die in a foreign land, but against all odds, he awakened a Body-Double System. He'd assumed that from then on, he'd rise straight to the top. Instead, he got stuck with a useless System. Even the newbie gift package, a benefit for the Host, had to be bought with spirit stones. You say I'm weak? The moment I use the System's Body-Double Card, the whole world falls silent. You say I'm weak? What will you do when I pull out my forty-meter greatsword? “Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained a Nascent Soul inheritance. Reward: cultivation at the fifth level of Qi Refining.” “Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained a Profound-grade martial art, Phantom Step.” “Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained three Body-Double Cards. Activate one, and this System will take direct control of the Host's body to do anything on the Host's behalf, including killing enemies.” “Ding! As the Host of this System, you cannot let others provoke or mock you. The System recommends buying out every item at the auction house to make your name known among all the sects. Failure to complete the mission will result in the Host's immediate elimination.” “Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained one adorable little pistol.” Ye Feng: “...” “It's over... It's all over...” The synopsis is limited, so please read the full story for more.