Reborn as a Short-Lived Cannon Fodder, I Talk Back to Everyone I Meet

【System + Unhinged Story + Ensemble Cast + Everyone's Favorite + Self-Delusion + Lighthearted Comedy】 Yu Qiu has the bad luck to transmigrate into a book, landing in the body of a beautiful but utterly useless peach blossom spirit. Yu Qiu: Excitement intensifies. System: (smiling cruelly) Demons are at the very bottom of this world. To cultivators, they're just supplements for beauty and spiritual energy. Maybe you should just delete me. When she first meets Immortal Lord Lingyao, who's stealing her roast chicken, he nearly beats her to death. The System tells her to cling to the heroine, so she follows Lingyao into the Xuanqing Sect, where she happens to meet Su Hui, who's from the 21st century. The aloof, sharp-tongued immortal lord turns into a jealous tyrant, sulking all day long. Lingyao points at Su Hui, who's wolfing down food. “I want to kill him. If I'd known he was coming, I wouldn't have come.” Yu Qiu: (sweating) 【The Supreme God admires your determination and has changed your mission: Kill the Demon Lord!】 What kind of System changes your mission halfway through? A newbie-level task just became S+ difficulty. To complete her mission to raise Li Yao's affection for her, Yu Qiu repeatedly gets herself hurt so she can get closer to Li Yao, making the Demon Lord Zhu Yi jealous. Zhu Yi: “Touch A Yao again and I'll kill you.” Yu Qiu: (throws herself into Li Yao's arms) “I'm scared, big sister.” At the Xuanqing Sect, she accidentally pulls the veil off the so-called “righteous sects” and learns the truth behind the demon clan's destruction. She also discovers that she's more than just a flower spirit. Her hiding place at the Xuanqing Sect is exposed by an anonymous accusation, and she's dragged to the Demon-Slaying Platform to be condemned by everyone. Just as she thinks she's about to die, Li Yao, Lingyao, and the clueless Su Hui swoop down from the sky and storm the platform to save her! For the first time, Yu Qiu feels what it's like to have friends protect her. It's wonderful. That autumn, they were in their prime, too young and foolhardy to know their limits. They fled to the demon realm and swore on a mountaintop that they would never part.