Name: Slay the Gods: The River God's Agent Is a Dog
Author: Old Dog in Front of the Temple

Synopsis

[Slay the Gods] [The 10 Coolest Jokes] [Dad is the River God, Mom is Athena] [What could a little puppy possibly do wrong?] [My Father, Zhang Erhe] [Comedy]

In the world of The 10 Coolest Jokes, after the war between the gods has ended.

In the delivery room of a modern hospital, Athena lies on a bed, nervously watching the River God beside her.

“Honey, I'm so nervous. I wonder if giving birth will hurt.”

The River God squints and replies with a smile, “Young Athena, don't worry. This is a cartoon rated 12+, so we can just skip the childbirth scene.”

“Honey, what nonsense are you talking about?”

The River God slowly gets up and stretches both hands toward the ceiling, as if grabbing something, then pulls down hard.

“Wait, what...”

In an instant, the delivery room turns into a hospital room. Birds sing and flowers bloom outside the window, and sunlight spills into the room. A nurse wheels in a baby carriage, interrupting Athena.

“You've had a hard time, Mom. Come and meet your baby.”

Athena immediately forgets everything else and excitedly looks into the carriage. Inside is a tiny puppy, black all over except for a white patch on its belly. It's chubby and fluffy, with a pacifier in its mouth.

“What a cute puppy! Honey, it looks like... Why is it a dog?! And it's a Chinese rural dog, of all things!”

“Young Athena, I'm an Eastern god, after all. Chinese rural dogs have been our loyal companions for thousands of years.”

Athena roars, “That's not the point! My son is a dog! A dog!”

“What's wrong with puppies? They're adorable!” says Hong Qigong.

The world of Slay the Gods

“I am the River God's son, and I fight for the glory of the Eastern gods!”

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