Great Tang’s Divine Physician: Breakdown Therapy Leaves Li Er Dumbfounded

Zhao Qingfeng transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty, became a miracle doctor, and awakened the Breakdown Therapy System! Before treating anyone, all he had to do was drive them to the brink of collapse to earn a System reward. So Zhao Qingfeng, who already had a wicked streak, started smiling even more brightly. Wei Zheng: “I twisted my ankle while walking. It’s a little swollen. Can you treat it, Doctor Zhao?” Zhao Qingfeng: “Easy. We’ll amputate everything below the waist. You’ll be as good as new!” “Ding! Wei Zheng has completely broken down. System reward: a set of surgical skills!” Cheng Yaojin: “I’ve had no appetite these past few days and can’t eat. Can you treat it, Doctor Zhao?” Zhao Qingfeng: “If you can’t eat up top, it’s because things aren’t coming out down below. Get me a two-meter pole. I’ll stick it in from underneath and clear you right out. You’ll be as good as new!” “Ding! Cheng Yaojin has completely broken down. Reward: 100 bottles of anesthetic!” Li Er: “I’ve been staying up late reviewing memorials and seem to have caught a chill. Can you treat it, Doctor Zhao?” Zhao Qingfeng: “A chill is easy. Get a cleaver from the imperial kitchen. I’ll simply open up your skull. You’ll be as good as new!” “Ding! Li Er has completely broken down. Reward: the Suspended Needle Pulse Diagnosis technique!” Then one day, Zhao Qingfeng prescribed a remedy for physical weakness. Li Er, Cheng Yaojin, Changsun Wuji, Fang Yiai, and Li Jing came knocking one after another. “Doctor Zhao, um…”