Me! The Seven-Year-Old Prince You Want to Start a Rebellion?

Xiao Li transmigrates to the Great Qian Dynasty and becomes a seven-year-old prince, awakening a System for rebellion and turning his fate around. 【When you were three, Xian Dou sent ten cows as tribute to establish diplomatic relations with Great Qian. Your father ordered the court officials to improvise poems, and you refused to be outdone, composing one in seven steps: “From afar, the cow’s breasts look huge; up close, the breasts are huge indeed. What enormous cow’s breasts! Truly, enormous cow’s breasts!” Even with the same sort of divine talent, Fang Zhongyong would be a mere little brother beside you.】 【One of life’s four great joys is the wedding night, but you were too hasty and injured your kidneys. From then on, your wife had to tend to you in every way. How could you bear to let your stunningly beautiful wife live like a widow?】 【At forty, you were all talk and no action. You led 500,000 elite troops of Great Qian into battle, but your poor command resulted in the annihilation of the entire army. You became the first prince in Great Qian’s history to be forced to surrender at the gates. Your wife killed herself in shame, and your father-in-law’s entire family died by setting themselves on fire. Your father raged at you, asking why you didn’t just die, but you clung to life amid the chaos and eventually became a puppet emperor. The eunuchs ran the court, calling a deer a horse, then asking you if it was a horse. You smiled and replied, “A horse, yes, a horse.”】 【Your life has been filled with humiliation and failure. At seven years old, do you have the courage to embark on a life of rebellion and turning your fate around?】