Naruto: Today, Too, I Want to Blow Up This World

[No CP, and it's bound to be wildly out of character. Please go easy on me (prostrating.jpg)] I can accept ending up in this *** world while carrying my friend's cosplay prop from a convention. But from the start, I don't meet the protagonist. Instead, that bastard Danzo finds me first. Thanks, I don't want to live anymore (crossed out). Well, guess I have to keep living. I'll just muddle through here and go looking for them while carrying the identity of a Root operative. But a world where people slaughter each other, kids go to war at five or six, and children are expected to save the world really ought to be destroyed, shouldn't it? I'm tired. Let's blow this world up together.