My Brother Was Mistaken for My Boyfriend

On the day the college entrance exam ended, my older brother came to pick me up. My classmates saw him and started a rumor that he was my boyfriend.

That night, the handsome upperclassman I'd once had a crush on suddenly came back to life and sent me a flood of messages congratulating me.

"Happy coming-of-age day. I wish you success in both love and your career."

"But your boyfriend looks a little old. Does he treat you well?"

"They say a man three years older is a treasure. He looks more than three years older, though."

"I don't mean anything by it. I'm only two years older than you."

"He's already that old, so he must be hitting a career bottleneck. I'm just getting started."

The next second, he sent me ten transfers of 52,000 yuan each.

Me: ???