Livestream: You Can’t Even Roast Him, He Really Knows Dogs!

Name: Livestream: You Can’t Even Roast Him, He Really Knows Dogs!
Author: Silent Rain on the Parasol Tree

直播：这喷不了，他是真懂鉴狗！

by Silent Rain on the Parasol Tree (梧桐寂雨)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 774k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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255Chapters

55Reads

6.9Score

11Listens

518.7kReads · all time

Synopsis

[Livestream memes] [Comedy] [Lighthearted fun] [Pets] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Zhang Chen awakens the God-Tier Dog Trainer System. As long as his dog training gets people's attention, he can collect emotion points and exchange them for rewards in the System. To earn more emotion points, Zhang Chen strays further and further off course as a dog trainer! Dog owner: "My Border Collie doesn't like men, but it jumps on every woman it sees. Why?" Zhang Chen: "Your partner took it out to cheat!" Dog owner: "My puppy's only three months old, but it's already showing signs of being in heat. Isn't that too early?" Zhang Chen: "It saw something it shouldn't have and copied what it saw!" Dog owner: "My dog is a picky eater. It won't eat dog food, only human food. What should I do?" Zhang Chen: "That's because you've been feeding it human food." The dog owner protests: "I haven't!" Zhang Chen: "If you didn't feed it, did it cook for itself?" As more and more people start following him, the internet can't sit still anymore: "Holy crap! Another huge scandal! And it's the real deal!" "Zhang Chen doesn't just know how to judge dogs, he knows how to read people!" "Come on, bring on the next victim... I mean, dog owner!"

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What a great Pan Hong. I still don't want to send it. Brothers, please withdraw.
86 likes1y ago
Dude, [angry], it's good to watch but the author is too lazy and updates too slowly. He～tui withdraw
21 likes1y ago
It's not bad. Don't have any love lines or a harem. It won't look good if there is a heroine. Looking forward to the protagonist's dog training field. Overall, it's ok and worth recommending! But it's too short. The author will update it soon!
15 likes1y ago
Author Hello! First of all, please don't be nervous. I'm not here to urge you to update it, because I believe that I can see its ending in my lifetime. Please write carefully. It doesn't matter how long you write. As long as you don't abandon the update and don't lose it, everything will not be a problem. I will wait with your loyal readers. I am very I appreciate your writing style, which is both humorous and profound. To put it bluntly, if you were to be included in the article, you would be an experienced performer, and I would be the audience watching the video. Your performance has reached a fascinating level. Just like Jian Han's state of watching "The Fifteenth Day of Leohard", one more episode means one less episode. I want to watch it but can't let it go. The contradictory and complicated emotions drive me crazy. I was just a bored idler, and I clicked on this novel aimlessly, with no intention of finishing it, but you succeeded in making me "half" finish it. Now, I can only express my emotions! Only leaving a message in the comments can stabilize my mood at this moment. With a sense of luck, I hope you can see it. Come on, author, I look forward to every "next chapter" of yours. To you dear readers
14 likes1y ago
Author, please update quickly! Everyone is waiting. If you delay any longer, be careful that we will rise up and make you restless.
7 likes1y ago
If Pan Hong doesn't live broadcast, can you write about it?
6 likes1y ago
It looks great, but I have a question: is there a female protagonist? Also, it's too short
6 likes1y ago
It's not enough. The author might as well update a hundred chapters a day! Not more, not less, just right [smile]
6 likes1y ago
It's okay at first glance, just write about daily life, don't do anything else, see if there is anything innovative in the back, by the way, is Li Shanshan the heroine, or a character like Xiaoxue in Pet King [Eating Melon]
4 likes1y ago
The reason I gave four stars is because the author is crazy, right? You just updated a chapter today and if it's not enough to read, just swipe it and it will be gone. Please update more and more.
4 likes1y ago

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