[Unhinged, Daoist-minded actress vs. fake gentleman, truly sinister King of Hell]
[Showbiz madness + occult mysteries + reality show livestream]
Yu Shensheng gets cheated on and slaps a movie star sixteen times on a livestream.
When the police ask why she hit him, she declares righteously, “This faithful believer is blessed with boundless magical powers. I only wish for that scumbag to ascend to heaven, cyber-style.”
The scumbag mocks her for being mentally ill.
She whips out her medical records and proudly admits, “That's right. I'm crazy.”
The scumbag demands compensation. She negotiates earnestly: “I can pay you, but will you accept ghost money?”
The scumbag dies. She pulls out her Daoist priest certificate, eyes shining.
“Dying right now? Then remember to download Ghost Deals and help me get a discount!”
The next day, the top trending headline is #YuShenshengHasGoneCrazy#
Beautiful goddesses are common, but a beautiful nutcase is a rare sight. A beautiful, Daoist-minded nutcase? Unheard of!
Yu Shensheng seizes this stroke of incredible luck and joins a livestreamed haunted-house exploration show.
On the show, she flaps around like a giant bat, knocking every ghost out of the way.
Every so often, she drags a terrified, unconscious guest into a dramatic reenactment.
Earthbound spirits, painted-skin demons, hanging ghosts, knife-wielding demons: who could possibly be more resentful than a penniless ghost who got cheated on?
After the show airs, Yu Shensheng receives few acting scripts. Most people come begging her to ward off disasters and calamities.
Just as she's floating blissfully in a dream, she opens her eyes and finds herself in Fengdu.
A long-haired man in splendid ancient robes is draped over her shoulder, sucking away her yang energy.
“Eighty thousand a month, meals and lodging included. Show up with just a suitcase, get a permanent position, and earn extra years of life based on performance. Interested?”
Yu Shensheng's bloodline awakens in an instant. “Next stop: a secure job!”
