Your Majesty, Stop Stealing My Melons!
陛下，不要总偷我的瓜！
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- Completed
- Length
- 241k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
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- Gossiping in a Corner of the Harem, the Tyrant Reads My Mind and Steals My Secrets后宫角落狂八卦，暴君读心偷我瓜Alternate title on Fanqie
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The male lead is a perfect emperor. The female lead has a lovely, easygoing, and optimistic personality. Their relationship develops quickly and naturally, without any misunderstandings or complications; it's very sweet. The female lead in this Cold War scene is too subservient and meddles in other people's business. Even a songstress dares to disobey, yet she goes unpunished.
It's a great read. The female lead has high emotional intelligence, but she's not a pushover. Although she graduated from university in modern times, she doesn't have any modern talents that she can utilize in ancient times. The original owner of this body also lacked any family background that allowed her to receive a good education in ancient times.
This is the best mind-reading ancient romance novel I've ever read so far. As long as the female lead doesn't return to the modern world, and as long as this isn't just a dream of hers, it's a masterpiece. Author, please, please don't let the ending be just a dream! I'll send you a letter!
Please maintain the male lead's virtuous character; both characters are virgins and the story is sweet and romantic. It was going well at first, then it went on hiatus, and then quickly ended after resuming updates, so the ending was terrible 😅
It's a sweet romance novel, and I feel like the male lead has a knack for being love-struck. I don't know if the female lead will develop her career, but I think she should. Otherwise, as an orphan, she has always been just an appendage of the male lead, only able to live well by relying on the emperor's favor, and she may never become the principal wife.
If you dare to love, you dare to be heartbroken! I will always remember Li Zhu's words; they were incredibly brave. This book is really good! It really touched me! I feel that the author is a very stable person, and I love your writing style! Thank you for this story; it's very heartwarming. Lizhu is such a wonderful person... Kind, brave, strong-willed, and passionate. I really love Lizhu!
This is the first book I read straight to the end without looking at the table of contents or skipping any chapters! It's definitely worth reading! 🥰🥰 Double Clean ❤️
It's great! I've read many mind-reading novels before, but I couldn't get to the end because they got boring halfway through. This one is different; I think it's really good! Although it's about mind reading, it's not the kind of simple mind reading where the author just relies on it all the time. It's like the author's mind is always talking and reading minds, with no other plot.
It's a heartwarming, slice-of-life story, like a sweet ancient romance novel. The male and female leads are both quite interesting. The writing flows smoothly, without too many messy or melodramatic events. The concubines get along well, and most importantly, the Empress Dowager is a good person. This book is quite well-written. Those who enjoy sweet and heartwarming stories should check it out.
A sweet and fluffy story, very nice, not angsty at all. The male lead is a love-struck fool who knows how to sweet-talk himself, and the female lead is kind and adorable. There are some logical and writing flaws, but they don't affect the overall readability. The ending, however, feels rushed, as if the author won the lottery and stopped writing.