Your Majesty, Stop Stealing My Melons!
陛下，不要总偷我的瓜！
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- Completed
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- 241k Words
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- Ancient Romance
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- Ancient Romance High-Concept
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- 1y ago
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The Heroine Is a Concubine with a Curvy Figure. The Hero Is a Prince, Crown Prince, or Emperor
Historical Romance with a Maidservant Female Lead and a Chaste Couple
Begging for recommendations 📖 No one being reborn, no one transmigrating, and the leads must both be pure. Historical romance, with the female lead as a maid or handmaid and the male lead as a crown prince, emperor, heir, prince, or the like. Anything works.
Any Books You Clicked on by Accident, Couldn't Put Down, and Wanted to Reread?
Historical setting, with a cold and powerful female lead, and a male lead who's the same.
Ancient Setting, Extremely Pampered, Completed, Not Angsty
Spoil them, spoil them, spoil them!
Books So Funny the Neighbor's Dog Would Bark at You for Making Noise in the Middle of the Night
Looking for Historical Novels With a Stunningly Beautiful, Delicate Female Lead
No dumb stories. I want characters who are at least a little cunning.
Looking for a Story About a Spoiled, Arrogant Consort Who Fears No One Yet Is the Emperor's Sole Favorite
Looking for books like The Spoiled Consort's Glorious Road.
Please Share Your Number One Historical Romance! I’m Out of Books to Read!
I've Recently Gotten into Harem Stories. The Female Lead Is a Junior Palace Maid and Doesn't Need to Be Too Clever
I'm looking for books similar to *The Delicate Palace Maid's Step-by-Step Rise to Power*. I want the emperor to dote only on her, with no angst.
Mind-Reading Stories Are All the Rage Lately. Any Top-Tier Recommendations?
Looking for books similar to The Adorable Four-Year-Old Divine Beast: Awooo, the Cutie Has Arrived. Please follow @Jin Yu Tai Yang, and everyone, could you add this book to your shelves if you think it sounds good? It doesn't have enough reviews, so the bookstore keeps withholding traffic and recommendations. When will it finally get 20?
Looking for Purely Gossip-Focused Stories Where Everyone Joins in the Gossip
Looking for books similar to *Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stands Up After Hearing My Thoughts*. Not plot-related gossip, and people need to be physically protected while gossiping. If you have any recommendations, send them my way. I'm out of things to read.
Gossip Plus Mind Reading! The Female Lead Is Hilarious, and Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts
Gossip + mind-reading! The heroine is hilarious, and everyone can hear her thoughts.
The Male Lead Doesn’t Love the Female Lead at First and Wants to Kill Her
Looking for books similar to *Tenderly Crushed*. Are there any stories where the male lead doesn't love the female lead at first and wants to kill her, but then she acts pitiful in front of him, or is genuinely pitiful, making him feel sorry for her and unable to bring himself to kill her? Ideally, the female lead also saves...
The Crown Prince Dotes Exclusively on the Crown Princess, Completed
Mind Reading and Gossip: The CEO Hero Nearly Dies of Anger After Hearing Their Thoughts, Haha
Mind-reading plus gossip: after hearing the inner thoughts, the domineering CEO male lead nearly gets angered to death, hahaha.
Highly Rated Historical Palace-Intrigue Recommendations
Ladies, I Want a Story With an Extra-Clingy Male Lead
I want to read something similar to Mr. Jiang, Could You Be a Little More Reserved? The moment anything is slightly off, he wants kisses and cuddles. Whenever he sees the female lead, he cannot help wanting to kiss her. It must be guaranteed sweet.
Ancient Setting, with a Sweet, Adorable, Naive Heroine Who Gets Tricked, Coaxed, and Bullied by the Hero
Something set in ancient times, with a high-status male lead and a sweet, naive female lead who gets tricked by him without even realizing it.
Historical Romance, Palace Intrigue, and a Devoted Male Lead Who Only Loves the Heroine
Hey, Everyone, I'm Out of Books to Read. Give Me Your Number-one Historical Romance Novel
Looking for books like *Spring Banquet*. Palace intrigue and rebirth.
Save Me! It’s Day 7 of My Fictional Breakup, and I Desperately Need Something to Keep Me Going!
❤️🔥 Black-lotus female lead + political scheming + substitute romance 🚫 domineering CEO × sweet airhead × groveling-to-win-her-back trope
The Emperor and His Favored Consort’s Spoiled Daily Life, Support and Affection
Something like Su Yijin's book. It's sooooo good!!!
Adorable Babies Doted on by the Whole Family
I want to read books similar to One-Year-Old Baby: Fierce and Adorable, Chased and Pampered by Big Shots from Every Realm. The female lead is genuinely a little child, adored by everyone. She is extremely capable and loved by her entire family.
Creative Ancient-Era Romance
Looking for books like *The Daily Joys of the Court Secretary's Daughter*. Any historical romance with an imaginative premise that's funny and lighthearted?
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The perfect imperial male protagonist design. The heroine has a very cute personality, a happy-go-lucky and optimistic little sun. The relationship developed very quickly, and it came naturally without any entanglement or misunderstanding. It was very sweet. The heroine here in the Cold War is too humble and meddles in her own business. The singer even dares to disobey but she is not punished.
Very nice. The heroine has high emotional intelligence, but she is not a bad person. Although she graduated from college in modern times, she did not have any modern talents that could be used in ancient times. The original owner did not have any family background that allowed her to get a good education in ancient times. The only advantage of the heroine is the peerless beauty inherited from the original owner, and the melon-eating power she was given through time travel. And then there is her incredible good luck - she met a peerless wise king + a doting wife and a loving husband. Furthermore, from time to time in the article, there are driving scenes that are not too high but are very interesting and imaginative🚕🚕[snickering][smirking]...
This is the best mind-reading ancient saying I have ever seen. As long as the heroine does not return to modern times, and as long as this is not a dream of the heroine, it is a divine text. The author reminds me that the final ending must not be a dream, I will send it🔪
Please keep the male lead's masculinity, clean and sweet. It was originally good at the beginning, but then it experienced interruptions in updates, and then resumed updates and ended quickly, so the end was unfinished [awkward laugh]
It's a sweet love story, and I feel like the male protagonist has the potential to fall in love. I don't know if the heroine can develop her career. I think the heroine should develop her career. Otherwise, as an orphan, the heroine will always be just a vassal of the hero. She can only rely on the emperor's favor to live well, and the heroine may not be able to be a wife.
If you dare to love, you dare to have your heart broken! I will always remember Li Zhu's words, which are particularly brave. This book is really good! Super poke me! I feel that the author is a person with a stable core. I like your writing very much! Thank you for this story, it's very heartwarming. Li Zhu is really a very good person... He is kind, brave and has a strong heart. He dares to love and hate. I really like Li Zhu! Hope I can become someone like you. Li Shengyuan - a good man! Listen to your wife and win the world!
This is the first book that I read to the end without reading the table of contents or skipping chapters. It's worth reading [Adoration][Adoration] Shuangjie [love]
Nice! I have read many mind-reading novels before, but I couldn't read the end because they were boring in the middle. Not this one. I think it's very interesting. This one! Although he is reading minds, it is not that simple. He has always relied on reading minds. It is as if he has always been a chatterbox in his heart and has been reading minds. There is no other plot. This reading of minds is just a hint, but it is not the kind of plot where he is reading minds all the time.
Everyday warmth, like the ancient sweet novel, the male protagonist is very interesting, and the female protagonist is also very interesting. The writing is quite smooth. There aren't that many messy things, it's not bloody. Getting along with the concubines is pretty good. Mainly, the Queen Mother is still a good person. This book is pretty well written. If you like to read heart-warming and sweet articles, you can read it
Sweet little article, very good, not abusive. The male protagonist is a love brain and is very good at coaxing himself, and the female protagonist is kind and cute. There will be some logical flaws and writing flaws in the middle, but they will not affect the overall readability. It's just that the ending is rushed for some reason, as if the author won a big lottery and stopped writing. There is still a lot of content that can be written, and there are many holes to fill in. As a result, the rest of it is covered in one sentence, and the intermediate process is omitted. It's a pity, I didn't see enough... There is a lot to write about in the modern chapter, but I have just brushed it all off. But the good thing about this author is that he at least gives you the ending in one stroke, and you can just think about the process on your own.