
You Want Me to Woo the Campus Beauty, Slay Mutants, and Hug You? You're Not Offering Enough
舔校花?斩异种?抱歉你给的不够
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 420k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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Synopsis
Other names
- What Do You Mean I'm Not a Simp, You're My Wife?什么叫我不是舔狗,你是我老婆?Alternate title on Fanqie
Stats
198Chapters
45Reads · 30 days
226.9kReads · all time
7.0Score
3Listens
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It would have been considered a good book three to five years ago.
I'll give it five stars for now. If it weren't a harem anime, I'd give it one star later.
It's not bad, although there are suddenly more lolis later on, which shows the author is a lolicon. The pacing is good, but there aren't enough episodes; it's over in a couple of reads. Most importantly, more dramatic scenes are needed; I love that kind of thing.
The protagonist is supposed to grow, but... Well, I feel like he grows too much. By chapter 32, he's already a useless ordinary person who's been beaten up twice by the evil superhuman. Although the plot shows that the protagonist has a good physique and can't be killed, isn't he just a punching bag?
If it were five years ago, I probably would have enjoyed watching it.
Everything is fine. The plot is basically about ups and downs, then downs and ups again. Even though it's frustrating, I still want to keep watching. It's just too bland. When will it get some good stuff?
Dude, you're still in seclusion? Come back and write soon, I'll send you gifts!
Well written, very engaging. Aside from the protagonist being a bit clueless, it has a semi-light novel feel. There are currently four female leads, and I guess the fifth will be coming soon. I haven't finished collecting them yet, but given the protagonist's dim-witted personality, he'll probably get pushed away by a love triangle. 😏😏
If you're not picky, don't overthink it, and only look at cars and cute girls, that's fine.
Chapters 40 and up are mostly slice-of-life scenes; chapters 65 onwards feature the protagonist's awakening. Okay, most of the novel is slice-of-life. The protagonist's personality is a bit naive, perhaps because he hasn't been able to change his supernatural abilities after discovering they exist in his world. His body is like a bus with a female ghost or skeleton in front.