"A notice suddenly appeared in the residential complex:
“Everyone with a wife, take note. After years of being single and unable to find a suitable partner, I’m now launching a search for a girlfriend in this complex.”
“So please keep an eye on your wives. Don’t let them go out on their own, or I’ll take it as an automatic date with me.”
“To avoid awkwardness and things not going well, I’ll be making the first move. Any women who see this message, please add me right away and come out to date me.”
The next second, a friend request appeared on my WeChat screen.
The profile picture was exactly the same as the one belonging to the guy in the group chat.
I flat-out rejected it and replied:
“A chicken feather stuck on a bat’s head. What the hell are you?”"
