After Eighteen Years of Devotion, I Deserve a Cute Girlfriend

[No Angst, No Cheating, Just Sweet Everyday Romance] As a seasoned simp, Zhou Shili becomes president of his school’s “Simp Club.” He firmly believes that if you simp often enough and do it well, there’s no goddess you can’t win over. “So how many girls have you managed to win over?” “...Not a single one.” Looking at her son with exasperation, Liu Shu decides he has to stop acting like this. With a grand wave of her hand, she arranges a blind date for Zhou Shili. Zhou Shili doesn’t expect much from the date... but nobody told him she’d be an absolute sweetheart! Zhou Shili is moved to tears. After eighteen years of simping, doesn’t he deserve an adorable girlfriend?!