With a Fortune This Vast, What’s Wrong With Being a Little Lazy?

[Tycoon fantasy + System + laugh-out-loud comedy + no heartbreak + everyday life + driver's license + no dumbed-down characters]

With a fortune at his disposal, Tang Ping never imagined he could lose after transmigrating!

He works as a security guard in his own office building, sipping tea, bantering with people, scrolling through videos and checking out pretty legs.

When he has nothing else to do, he takes his online followers on patrols and joyrides, and sometimes does a livestream when he's in the mood. He wants to be a carefree slacker and enjoy life!

Follower: I'm 20 and working as a security guard. Do I still have any hope?

Tang Ping: Congratulations, you've already avoided 40 years of detours!

Follower: Why hasn't my weight changed after I took a dump?

Tang Ping: Don't you have a toilet at home? Why are you insisting on doing it on the scale?

When it comes to making his hapless followers lose it, Tang Ping says nobody does it better!

Until...

[Ding! The Slacker's Comeback System is now bound to you!]

With Xiao Sang by his side, he goes to the bathroom without toilet paper, farts out a turd, finds ginger in his noodles, and nearly breaks a bone and suffers internal injuries during a massage!

“Please! I really just want to be a carefree slacker!”

“You're really making me do missions to get stronger, huh?”

From then on, this guy, constantly wavering on the path to being a slacker, starts doing all sorts of outrageous things...

Music fans: That guy's topped the charts in my playlist!

Readers: How did this wish-fulfillment novel just stop halfway through? It must be that bastard again!

Office workers: I wish I could join President Tang's company and lie flat too!

Officials: This young man is the backbone and public face of our Xia Nation!

Tang Ping: Somehow, I'm getting farther and farther from my dream of becoming a top-tier slacker...

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