I, Monk Tang Sanzang: Burying Heaven, Earth, and All Living Things

[I start out as a bandit, then marry Her Majesty the Queen, go into business, and build a commercial empire spanning the Three Realms.] I am Tang Sanzang, the monk who buries the heavens, buries the earth, and buries all living beings. These are my disciples: my eldest, Sun Xingzhe; my second, Zhu Bajie; and my third, Sha Wujin. Bajie, step behind me. If you don’t understand the Mahayana Buddhist teachings, I’m also pretty handy with my fists. Wukong, why are you wasting your breath on him? I told you long ago, leave no survivors. Xiao Yin, tie your hair up. Marry the king first, then set out to fetch the scriptures: faithful to the Tathagata and true to you. Bull Demon King, don’t be afraid. I don’t eat beef. Pick up the scriptures. Pick up the scriptures. Pick up the scriptures.