Two Maniacs Join Forces: My Best Friend and I Slaughter Our Way Through the Palace

[Transmigration + unconventional palace intrigue + political scheming + two best friends’ daily descent into madness + scheming, deep-thinking male lead who plays the pig to eat the tiger and gets jealous easily + 1v1 sweet romance] By a twist of fate, my best friend and I transmigrated together to an alternate world. We’d planned to take it easy and survive quietly, but who could have guessed we’d be selected to enter the palace as consorts? The damn emperor even declared he’d have no one but me, making everyone think I was a wicked consort. Fine, fine. So we got a disastrous start? Then don’t blame us two lunatics for going crazy in the harem. At the palace selection, what was that congratulatory verse Shen Meizhuang said back then? Let’s use that. You want me to dance? Your Majesty, would you prefer a tacky, suggestive routine or the demure steps of a pre-Qin maiden? The first time I was summoned to the emperor’s bedchamber, I couldn’t believe that old geezer. He was absolutely terrible in bed. During a confrontation with the Imperial Consort, I jumped up and shouted, “Your Highness, your makeup is caking!” I went through the palace, getting crazier at every turn. Hey, how did the cold-hearted emperor turn into a jealous little puppy? I even got rid of the Empress Dowager, whom I couldn’t stand. Wait, something’s not right. How did I go crazy and end up in charge of the Six Palaces?