A soul that had lived for a thousand years, and was also a thousand-year-old fox, was on the verge of ascending when an accident sent it crashing into a redemption space, struck by a purple-gold thunderbolt. Inside, it learned that its failed ascension was because it had wronged many women three lifetimes ago. It would have to redeem itself to the women it had wronged in three thousand minor worlds before it could ascend to immortality. But after completing the mission, another accident occurred, and a bolt of lightning sent it straight into Uncle Jiu’s world.
(Later on, there may be Spirit Ferry or Mr. Zombie.)
Thousand-year-old weirdo pretending to be a child [awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh]