The funny version:
A beauty saves a hero, and the hero offers himself in return. But on their wedding day, the beauty runs away.
Three years later, they meet again. The elegant young gentleman is as beautiful as jade. Oh my, how shallow am I? I’ve fallen for his looks all over again.
Wait, what about the misunderstanding? What are you thinking? How could I be the sort of person who lets bygones be bygones just because of someone’s looks?
(Sorry, you absolutely are!)
What about the angst? Haven’t you had enough sweet couple moments? You want twice as much? Should I bring out a bigger bowl?
What about the career? Hmph, love is my main occupation. As for my career, do you think I’d work so hard if it weren’t to give you more sweet couple moments?
The literary version:
Love at first sight, and from then on, year after year, month after month, morning and night, my heart is drunk with thoughts of you.
Love at second sight, and from then on, day after day, month after month, every moment, I keep you hidden in my heart.
