Quick Transmigration: The Scumbag Skips the Bad Parts and Goes Straight to Spoiling Her

A notoriously two-faced, unhinged top x a laid-back gaming streamer bottom

A shady scientist and his precious test subject

Ye Shiran: “Please, I’m scared of pain. Don’t hand me over, okay?”

Scientist: “There, there. Don’t be scared. I won’t let anyone hurt you.”

A general and an actor

Ye Shiran: “I heard you’re marrying the princess. I’ll be good and leave on my own.” *Sobs.*

General: “What nonsense are you talking about? You eat my food and live under my roof. Where would you go without me?”

A domineering CEO and his substitute lover

Ye Shiran’s face turns deathly pale. “I know you don’t love me. Now that he’s back, let me go.”

CEO: “No. What does he matter? I could never live without you.”

Wait, isn’t the whole point of this game to make scummy tops chase their wives into the crematorium? Why aren’t you following the script?

Ye Shiran pouts, feeling like he isn’t getting to experience the game at all.

Someone: “That’s because I like you, so I can’t stand seeing you suffer even a little.”