Siheyuan: I'm Qin Shou, the Real Beast

A comedy + teasing the 'beasts' + an extreme modern self-interest maximizer Qin Shou transmigrates into the body of a major 'blood donor' in a Beijing courtyard and activates the Beastly Gets Stronger System! Red-eyed Qin Shou: “Heh heh heh, I’m going completely insane!” What? Qin Huairu comes over to borrow money and grain? Then it’s grain for grain! What? Yan the Abacus won’t repay his debt? Then Qin Shou will go to his house and eat and drink his fill. The whole point is to eat someone else’s food and leave them with nothing! What? Jia Zhangshi, the old hag who summons ghosts, blocks his way and tries to throw her weight around? Qin Shou lies down on the ground and starts summoning ghosts himself... He takes other people’s paths so they have nowhere left to go! Yi Zhonghai schemes to make Qin Shou support him in his old age. The very next day, Qin Shou turns up at his door, wiping away tears as he says pitifully, “Shou has wandered for seventeen years without meeting a good person. If First Aunt doesn’t mind, I’d like to take you as my adoptive mother!” Qin Shou eats Yi Zhonghai’s food, drinks Yi Zhonghai’s drink, and when all is said and done, Yi Zhonghai still has to protect him! Qin Shou: “Damn, this is great! From now on, I’ll sleep wherever I want in this courtyard!” And so the slaughter begins: “Sister Qin, don’t turn around. It’s me, my brother!” “Let go of that Silly Zhu blood bag! Let me suck him dry!” “Brother Xu, don’t worry while your wife’s at home! Changing light bulbs, unclogging drains... leave all the little jobs to me!” “I must say, Yu Li is quite the beauty, especially those lovely long legs. Slurp. Yan Jiecheng can’t handle a beauty like her. Looks like I’m the one destined to enjoy her. I have to steal her away!” Lawless Qin Shou torments his 'beastly' neighbors until the whole courtyard is in uproar, and they all curse him: “What a beast! What a beast!” “Qin Shou is the real beast!”