Let me tell you a story, a true story. The Monkey King, Sun Wukong, said I was Zhu Bajie from Gao Village. It's true, the story happened just a few days ago. "... After sitting down, Elder Gao asked, 'Just now, Xiao Jia said that you two elders are from the East?' Sanzang replied, 'That's right. This humble monk is on a mission to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. I'm passing through your village and have asked to stay the night. I'll continue my journey early tomorrow morning.'..." "If the wind knew I was still thinking of you, would it laugh at me..." My phone rang while playing *Journey to the West* on Tomato Novel. I was about to fall asleep when I sat up abruptly on the sofa and picked up...