Cluck Cluck! I’m Done Being So Weird!

Tang Sini, the pride of the Tang family, got sabotaged by her teammates while gaming. In a fit of rage, she was blown up by her own Oppo A5. When she woke up again, she had become a clucking bird hated by the entire internet.

So Tang Sini decided to give herself a complete makeover!

“Dye this thing pink! I want that deathly Barbie pink that’ll blind anyone who looks at it!”

The hairdresser trembled. “Are… are you sure?”

After the makeover, her loyal black fan of four years: [Cluck cluck!]

[Wait, what??]

Her stone-faced husband, who hadn’t touched her once in the two years they’d been married: “Did you get plastic surgery?”

Random netizens: [Did they get plastic surgery?]

Tang Sini, in a bubbly voice: “Did I get work done? A little, maybe 40%. It’s not all artificial.”