Getting Rich by Plundering Three Kingdoms’ Artifacts

Liu Ji, an overworked junior doctor, unexpectedly gets a two-way portal that lets him travel freely between the late Eastern Han dynasty and the modern world. All he wants is to become a wealthy middleman and live a carefree life of wine and women, but the tides of the Three Kingdoms sweep him along, leaving him no choice in the matter. Xun Yu, Guo Jia, Cheng Yu, and the others: “My lord, please save the world.” Taishi Ci, Dian Wei, Zhao Yun, and the others: “My lord, please have mercy on the people…” His father, Liu You, scolds him: “You unfilial son! You can’t live only for yourself. You must think of the Han Empire…” … In the modern world, circumstances leave him unable to escape: “President Liu, the Han Hospital has opened. We beg you to write an inscription…” “President Liu, the Han Jewelry Company is opening. We beg you to cut the ribbon…” “President Liu, the Han Grain and Oil Factory and the Rice and Flour Mill are now in production…” … Liu Ji is practically in tears. All I want is to be a middleman who makes money lying down, with pretty young women at the club and a life of wine and women. Is that really so hard? You’re all doing this to me…