Three Kingdoms: Even a Madman Can Become a Lord!

[No System + No Female Lead + Absurd Comedy + Unhinged] Han Fu was a mental patient locked away in a hospital. One day, he escaped and discovered he had transmigrated to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, where he was expected to join others in opposing Dong Zhuo. You've got to be kidding. I'm not the old Han Fu anymore. Why should I listen to you, Yuan Shao? I'll just turn around and throw in my lot with Yuan Shu. What can you do about it? Now that I've escaped the hospital, I should enjoy life to the fullest. Sun Jian charges ahead while I slack off in the rear; Cao Cao charges ahead while I slack off in the rear; Yuan Shu slacks off in the rear while I go recruit people up front; Yuan Shao slacks off in the rear, and I'm in the rear too. Wait a minute, what gives you the right to slack off? Yuan Shu and I paid for the provisions, and they're the ones doing the fighting. What are you doing? So what if you're the alliance leader? I'm done putting up with this! Farewell! What? You're saying the realm is in turmoil and needs to be unified? Then I'll just have to reluctantly make a grand vow to pacify the realm. Well then, let's start by beating Yuan Benchu to a pulp!