Accused of Lip-Syncing, I Start Face-Slapping Everyone on a Variety Show

Wan Sheng: The uke is a talented singer-songwriter who goes expressionless whenever he sings and turns into a ham whenever he appears on variety shows. People keep accusing him of lip-syncing. He takes the criticism in stride and even writes a song to poke fun at himself.

Haters: That’s a provocation, right? It has to be!

He Yile: The seme is a gifted singer who performs with his expressions. Every song he covers becomes a hit. But he knows nothing about music theory or songwriting, and after a singing competition invites him to be a judge, he spends the whole show tensely keeping a straight face, sticking to the principle that saying less means making fewer mistakes. Instead, he gets labeled the harshest judge in history.

Haters: See? Even He Yile can’t stand these lip-syncing hacks.