Give Me the Middle Finger, and I'll Lift the Whole Earth

Qiao Yue transmigrated into a book. She became the abused supporting female character in a melodramatic novel. The moment she got out of prison, her career was in ruins, the whole internet was cursing her, her family had abandoned her, and haters were surrounding her. When haters accused her of going too far, Qiao Yue said, “Too far? How am I full of crap? You’re the ones whose mouths have turned into sewage filters.” When reporters asked questions, Qiao Yue said, “Romance is like spring leaves: either they turn green, or autumn leaves turn yellow. But our CEO Jiang is morally bankrupt, and Award-Winning Actress Shen has bad luck written in her fate. A turtle and a mung bean, an idiot with a brain-dead lunatic, a toad looking for a dung beetle: they’re a match made in heaven. They’d better stay together forever.” Before long, a mysterious family came looking for her. Her maternal grandfather was critically ill: Save him, save him, save him! Her eldest uncle was missing: Find him, find him, find him! Her second uncle had a bad leg: Treat it, treat it, treat it! Her third uncle was being bullied: Beat them, beat them, beat them! Her fourth uncle had been humiliated: Kill them, kill them, kill them! … Qiao Yue made a wish before Buddha: “This devout woman is willing to eat meat and vegetables for the rest of her life. All I ask is for a 185-centimeter male model.” Qin Yuyan volunteered. “Give me a chance?”