560 Days Hunted by Black Myth

"If you were given 300 billion, but every seven days you were hunted by the second sticker in your phone, what would you do?"

"300 billion? Bring on a few more stickers. Otherwise, I won't feel right taking the money."

"All my stickers are of my favorite idol!"

"My second sticker is my internet daughter."

"+1"

"+1"...

Looking at the thread as it veered off in who-knew-what direction, I sighed and turned off my phone. I really needed help right now, because 300 billion had actually appeared in my account.

1.

"Ding-ding-ding."

"Clang!"

"Ah! Ah..."