Siheyuan: I'm a Jerk, So I Get to Enjoy Life Right Away

四合院：我缺德嘛，就立享人生了

by Tabby Cat and Tuxedo Cat (狸花猫起司猫)

Status: Completed
Length: 300k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Ding Bo transmigrates into the world of Love in the Courtyard, starting with a System that gives him a headache: he has to do a hundred million good deeds every day. It’s easy to be a bad person, but hard to be a good one!

It isn’t until he beats up an old man who was faking an accident to extort money that he gets it: picking on bad people might just be a truly great good deed!

So when faced with the courtyard’s schemers, he casts aside his principles and embraces a life of shamelessness. Better to make things difficult for others than to make things hard on himself.

“Silly Zhu, don’t you bear some responsibility for Banggeng stealing things?”

“Qin Huairu, you don’t want Banggeng to get caught stealing a chicken, do you?”

“Sister Xiaoe, you want Damao to go to prison too, don’t you?”

“Yu Li, Yan Jiecheng’s job is all up to you.”

“Yi Zhonghai, you held a kangaroo court and met with a widow at night. Just you wait, you’re going to prison!”

“Liu Haizhong, you’re only the second uncle!”

“…”

Wait!

So this world isn’t just full of schemers, it’s also a crossover of all kinds of films and TV shows. That’s going to bring out my collecting obsession!

Ever since Ding Bo showed up, the uncles have been working for nothing and Silly Zhu is finished. Everyone wants to trade places with him!

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Siheyuan: You Want Me to Vacate My Room from the Start? Take This Fist!四合院：开局逼我腾房？看拳！Former title · until Oct 2026

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138Chapters

270Reads

5.9Score

100Shelves

60Listens

321.8kReads · all time

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