Marvel: Three Years and Three Years, I Take Control of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Ximen Le wakes up as the most miserable wage slave in the Marvel Universe. The guy's having a breakdown. By day, he has to write S.H.I.E.L.D.'s “Report on Hydra Infiltration.” By night, he has to help Hydra draft the “S.H.I.E.L.D. Elimination Plan.” After binding himself to a spy sign-in System, he becomes the most brazen double agent in the universe. Monthly sign-ins bring divine weapons, yearly sign-ins unlock cosmic-level bloodlines, and the longer he works, the more ridiculous the rewards get! His first month's sign-in with Hydra rewards him with the super AI Red Queen and the Door-Door Fruit. And wait, he can even sign in for a reflection shield? On his first work anniversary, he signs in at S.H.I.E.L.D.'s archives and draws the Eye of X-Ray Vision, or rather, the Ultimate Nullifier TX! Sign-in reward: “A dimensional demolition permit that would earn the Ancient One's admiration.” Sign-in reward: “Helicarrier control key.” One day, he holds the Tesseract in his left hand and uses Thanos's gauntlet as an ashtray in his right, looking down at the one-eyed director and Red Skull kneeling before him. “How many times do I have to say it? After Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D. merge, you call me Chairman!” Ding! New mission: Infiltrate the Justice League and get Superman Clark to be your head of security! A story about a wage slave sending all his bosses to the ICU, while making the big shots of the universe line up to pay protection money.