Caught on the First Day of School: Is Being a Strategist Fun?

Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a second-year history student with excellent grades and conduct. During summer break, he travels to Africa and, along the way, takes care of a tiny little matter. Today is the first day of classes. He’s sitting in a lecture when a squad of fully armed police officers suddenly storms into the classroom. To everyone’s shock, they take Su Yang away. In the interrogation room, the police look conflicted as they begin questioning him: “Where did you go during summer break?” Su Yang: “Traveling. I wanted to relax.” “Why travel to Africa?” “Because things are too comfortable at home.” “Did you direct the recent fighting in Beining?” “I was just repaying their kindness by giving them a little guidance.” “Because of that, you ended up on Beining’s wanted list?” “That was yesterday. Today, they’ve already won and unified the country.” “What??” The officer rubs his temples, takes a deep breath, and asks, “Do you know that the US lost hundreds of billions of dollars because of this?” Su Yang: “It was purely a coincidence. They were overdue for a bloody nose.” The officer: “You call that a coincidence? Are you really a college student, or are you Zhuge Liang reincarnated?”