I Told You to Be a Taoist, So Why Did You Strike My Ex-Girlfriend with Lightning?
让你当道士，你却雷劈前女友？
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- Completed
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- 350k Words
- Genre
- Mystery
- Subgenre
- Mystery & Supernatural
- Updated
- 1y ago
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Looking for Supernatural, Taoist, Spellcasting, Mystery, and Ghost Stories. Thanks!
Recommend Mystery, Horror, and Supernatural Novels Rated 9.6 and Up
There Haven’t Been Any Good Taoist Novels Lately. Change My Mind.
Books So Funny I Laugh in the Middle of the Night and Kick My Dog Out the Window
The Kind That Makes You Pound the Bed at Midnight: Hilarious, Yet Still Refined (Male-Oriented)
Looking for Hilarious Supernatural Novels That’ll Make You Die Laughing
It absolutely has to be funny.
Looking for Stories Where the Protagonist Turns into a Monster from the Start and Never Hides It, So Everyone Knows What He Is
Ideally a dark story, where becoming a paranormal entity means killing without hesitation, and becoming a monster means getting revenge on everyone who wronged you. No hiding your strength or identity, no putting on a mask.
Any Books Packed with Memes?
Hua Qiang Buys Melons, Zero-Cost Shopping Jie.
I’m in a Reading Slump. Recommend a Supernatural Horror Novel with Vicious Ghosts!!
I’m looking for books like "I Dumped My Scumbag Ex and Thoroughly Exploited the Resources of the Immortal Realm".
Male-Oriented Comedy That'll Have You Rolling on the Floor Laughing
Please, please QAQ
Horror, Ghosts, Infinite Flow, a Despairing Atmosphere, Male-Oriented with No Female Lead
Looking for something similar to Midnight Nightmare. See through the rules for killing and escape alive.
Any Horror Novels Like This?
I'm looking for books like My Years Catching Ghosts Among the People.
A Wandering Ghost-Hunting Taoist Who’s an Absolute Badass
Urban Power Fantasies All Feel the Same. Any Fresh Reads That Stand Out at First Glance?
I'm looking for stories similar to Urban: My House Full of Anomalies Was Exposed by a TV Crew. Urban fantasy novels these days are all tied to current trends. Are there any that break away from them and truly stand out?
Funny Supernatural Stories with Taoist Priests: No Idiots, No Overpowered Nonsense, and No Goody-Two-Shoes Heroes
Looking for a novel with an awesome, funny, not overly selfless protagonist that promotes Daoist culture.
The Ultimate Fantasy of an Ordinary Person
Looking for stories similar to Urban Cultivation: I Become a God Through Fiber Optics. Urban fantasy, supernatural powers, and everyday life. Give it a try!
Paranormal, Ghost Hunting, Taoist Priest, Female Lead
Chinese Taoist Priests! Taoist Priests, Including Those with a System
Supernatural Phenomena and Taoist Magic
I'm looking for a book where the protagonist's grandfather teaches him Taoist magic from childhood.
Supernatural Novels Featuring Spells and Magic Arts, Like the Incantation of the Soldiers, and Maoshan's Five Thunder Spell
Maoshan divination arts, Mount Longhu, powerful zombies, demon kings, ghost emperors, spirits and monsters. No dumb System novels, please.
Looking for Taoist Novels with an Overpowered Protagonist Who Isn't a Saint
Taoist Priests, Magic Arts, Supernatural Horror, and a Protagonist Who Isn't a Doormat
Taoists, mystic arts, eerie events, horror, and no saintly protagonists. No female lead would be best. Feel-good, humorous stories are fine too, but no saintly behavior, no saintly behavior. Just make the protagonist a normal person.
Urban Fantasy and Sweet Romance, Please!
Looking for books like A Complete Guide to Drawing Adorable Comic Characters (Full Color). The heroine should have a golden finger, like mind reading or understanding animal speech. The male lead should be a scheming but doting type, with plenty of satisfying moments and no contrived misunderstandings. Something like The Fake Heiress Solves Cases with Her Animal-Speech Skills and Becomes Everyone’s Beloved.
Looking for Tomb-Raiding Mystery Novels Rated 9.2 or Higher
A fast-paced, smooth plot! I love that tense feeling of danger closing in step by step!
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I laughed so hard while reading it! It's scary, funny, and full of trending memes. I didn't sleep during my entire lunch break and finished it in one go, even waking up my colleague. The author is truly talented; please update more often! This novel is so short, I want more! Five words for you: Super awesome!
Funny and original, with a tight plot. Even I, a graduating student, print out the novel to read during class and use it as chemistry study material during evening self-study. I highly recommend everyone check it out, and I really hope the author updates soon! I really want to read more! 😢😢😢
I rarely give good reviews, but this one is really good. The synopsis alone is very appealing; it's funny and full of jokes, the scary parts are genuinely scary, and the funny parts are truly hilarious. It's been a long time since I've read a supernatural story like this. The writing is smooth, and the plot is decent—very good.
It's really good; I didn't even go fishing this afternoon because I was watching it. The protagonist's personality is right up my alley; he's not a saint, he doesn't ramble on, and he gets straight to the point. He's a bit of a troublemaker; he always ends up getting unlucky following the protagonist, either getting beaten up or getting beaten up, haha, it's actually quite funny to watch.
I'm a country bumpkin and I love watching this! Five stars all around! Keep it up! Funny, thrilling, and lighthearted.
I smile wryly all the time 😅😅😅😅 The male lead is not as good as Brother Biao. Because he often inwardly chuckles bitterly. 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
It's pretty good, very natural. I'll take another look when I have time, and if it's good, I'll use it for animation. 🙂
Humorous yet entertaining, highly recommended. 👍👍👍👍👍👍
Very good, both scary and funny 👍👍
This is the first time I've read a book like this, it's very novel, five stars!