I Told You to Be a Taoist, So Why Did You Strike My Ex-Girlfriend with Lightning?
让你当道士，你却雷劈前女友？
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- Completed
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- 350k Words
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- Mystery
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- Mystery & Supernatural
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- 1y ago
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Looking for books like Night-Sealed Door. Horror and supernatural stories. I’ve read it several times and think it’s great. If you like this sort of thing, give it a try.
Any Horror Novels Like This?
I'm looking for books like My Years Catching Ghosts Among the People.
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Preferably a modern-day supernatural revival story, with a smart, rational, level-headed protagonist.
Supernatural Phenomena and Taoist Magic
I'm looking for a book where the protagonist's grandfather teaches him Taoist magic from childhood.
Looking for Stories Where the Protagonist Turns into a Monster from the Start and Never Hides It, So Everyone Knows What He Is
Ideally a dark story, where becoming a paranormal entity means killing without hesitation, and becoming a monster means getting revenge on everyone who wronged you. No hiding your strength or identity, no putting on a mask.
Looking for Mystery Novels With Many Cases, No Female Lead, and Extremely Brain-Burning Plots!
Horror, Ghosts, Infinite Flow, a Despairing Atmosphere, Male-Oriented with No Female Lead
Looking for something similar to Midnight Nightmare. See through the rules for killing and escape alive.
Unconventional Ghost-Hunting Stories That'll Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts and You Pound the Bed at Midnight
Looking for Hilarious Supernatural Novels That’ll Make You Die Laughing
It absolutely has to be funny.
Looking for Tomb-Raiding Mystery Novels Rated 9.2 or Higher
A fast-paced, smooth plot! I love that tense feeling of danger closing in step by step!
Urban Fantasy and Sweet Romance, Please!
Looking for books like A Complete Guide to Drawing Adorable Comic Characters (Full Color). The heroine should have a golden finger, like mind reading or understanding animal speech. The male lead should be a scheming but doting type, with plenty of satisfying moments and no contrived misunderstandings. Something like The Fake Heiress Solves Cases with Her Animal-Speech Skills and Becomes Everyone’s Beloved.
Supernatural Novels Featuring Spells and Magic Arts, Like the Incantation of the Soldiers, and Maoshan's Five Thunder Spell
Maoshan divination arts, Mount Longhu, powerful zombies, demon kings, ghost emperors, spirits and monsters. No dumb System novels, please.
I’m in a Reading Slump. Recommend a Supernatural Horror Novel with Vicious Ghosts!!
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Funny Supernatural Stories with Taoist Priests: No Idiots, No Overpowered Nonsense, and No Goody-Two-Shoes Heroes
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Any Stories With a Male Lead Who's a Taoist Priest, Already Powerful from the Start, and Has No Romance?
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Ghostbusting and Comedy, Preferably a Completed Novel
Ghost-Hunting Stories That Are Hilarious, Not Scary!
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Taoist Priests, Taoist Arts, the Supernatural, Horror, and No Saintly Protagonists
Taoists, mystic arts, eerie events, horror, and no saintly protagonists. No female lead would be best. Feel-good, humorous stories are fine too, but no saintly behavior, no saintly behavior. Just make the protagonist a normal person.
Looking for Taoist Novels with an Overpowered Protagonist Who Isn't a Saint
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I had so much fun reading it, some were scary, some were funny, and there were a lot of hot jokes. I didn't sleep for the whole lunch break. I read it all in one breath and even woke up my colleagues. The author is really talented. Please update more quickly. I couldn't get enough of this novel but it's too short. I'll give you five words. It's super awesome!
It's funny and novel, and the plot is compact. My graduating class students have to print out the novel in class and use it as chemistry materials for self-study in the evening. I highly recommend everyone to read it. I also hope that the author will update it quickly. I really want to read it [crying] [crying] [crying]
I rarely give good reviews, but this one is really good. Just reading the introduction, I found it very attractive, funny and hilarious, scary in its scary parts, and really funny in its funny parts. It's been a long time since I've seen a supernatural novel like this. Not only is the writing smooth, but the plot is also pretty good. Of course, one thing I really like is that the main character is not a virgin, he does whatever he wants when trouble comes, and he doesn't keep his mouth shut even if he gets bullied. It's really comfortable to watch, haha.
It's really beautiful, so much so that I didn't even go fishing in the afternoon. The character of the protagonist suits my taste very well. He is not a virgin, not verbose, and just do it right from the start. It's just a bit of a disservice to friends. If you follow the protagonist, you'll be unlucky. You'll either get beaten up or beaten up. Haha, it's really fun to watch. I don't know how the author found so many jokes, but it's really interesting to watch. There are also quick updates, quick updates!
I'm a local dog and I love watching it. It's all five-star reviews. Come on. Funny, scary, and relaxing.
Always smile bitterly[awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh] The male protagonist is not as good as Brother Biao Because he always smiles bitterly in his heart [exploration][exploration][exploration][exploration][exploration]
Not bad, very natural. I'll take a look at it later when I have time. If possible, I'll use it for animation [smile]
Humorous yet beautiful, highly recommended. [Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like]
Very beautiful, scary and funny [like][like]
It's the first time I read this kind of book. It's very novel. I give it a five-star rating!