This Isn’t the Cultivation World I Remember

[Comedy / Cultivation / Doesn’t Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger / Not Invincible / Irreverent / System / Nontraditional Villain] Note: The opening is just a lead-in. The heroine and other characters appear later. He cultivates immortality and has a System. But this System is a bit of a pain. Even though he’s just an ordinary mortal, he’s been bound to a villain System. [Go kill the Son of Destiny.] “Me?” Lin Tian pointed at himself. Fortunately, the Son of Destiny hasn’t risen to power yet. He has to use this time to grow stronger. Otherwise, he’ll just end up as a minor character for the protagonist to humiliate. Lin Tian swears: Even if he becomes a villain, he’ll become the final boss. The protagonist? I’m the protagonist of this book! Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on an old man just because he’s poor. But when he leaves the starter village, he discovers that the outside world is full of lunatics... There won’t be too much comedy, just the occasional bit of absurdity. The story has been changed to a single heroine. If you’re looking for a harem full of lewd conquests, leave now.