After a Celebrity Pretended to Be the Holy Maiden of My Miaojiang Tribe, I Went on a Rampage

Si Chuchu, the innocent-looking actress who was on the same variety show as me, made her entrance dressed in Miaojiang-style clothes and claimed to be a Miaojiang Saintess. To gain fans, she wanted to take us on an expedition to Ailao Mountain, boasting that every venomous creature in the mountains would obey her commands: “Stay close behind me. This Saintess will keep you all safe.” I advised her not to lead everyone to their deaths, but my fiancé, the award-winning actor, stopped me: “You country bumpkin, what makes you think you can question the Saintess's decision?” When everyone insisted on entering the mountains despite our attempts to stop them, I reluctantly stayed at the back of the group to protect them. But the actress insisted on performing a suggestive dance at someone else's sacred site, disturbing countless venomous insects and snakes. To save everyone, I released my life-bound golden silkworm. As everyone fled in panic, the actress shoved me into the miasma. I died horribly after losing my life-bound Gu, while the actress secured her title as Saintess. Countless bigwigs in show business became her followers, and she climbed over my bones to become an award-winning actress. When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the day filming for the variety show began. Looking at the actress dressed in Miaojiang-style clothes, I smiled: “Since you're so capable, you'll have to protect us along the way, okay?”