Synopsis:
[Annoying people + Comedy + Parody + Acting like a monster + Ruthless thievery + Always getting even + No scruples + Ridiculous]
Mo Kong transmigrated into a world of advanced martial arts and awakened the “Thief” martial profession. When people laughed at him, he got a System that made him stronger whenever he annoyed someone.
So he went at it like a man who’d downed a bottle of energy drink, unable to stop…
Wang Lie: “Mo Kong, it’s nice to meet you!”
Mo Kong: “You’re getting happy a little too soon!”
“Ding! Congratulations, Host! You successfully annoyed Wang Lie! Annoyance Points +666~”
His older cousin, Mo Zhan: “I want to buy a Lamborghini for fun.”
Mo Kong: “Go ahead. Once you’ve bought it, I’ll steal it and take it for a spin. Sooner or later, everything you own will be mine, except your wife.”
“Annoyance Points from Mo Zhan +456~”
Teacher Zhang: “Mo Kong, don’t give up just because your aptitude is poor. As far as I know, most successful people get where they are through hard work!”
Mo Kong: “You’re right, Teacher. So I’ll take today and tomorrow off.”
Teacher Zhang: “(⊙_⊙)?”
“Ding! Congratulations, Host! You successfully annoyed Teacher Zhang! Annoyance Points +985!”
His little sister, Mo Ling’er: “Brother Mo Kong, why does the sleeping princess wake up when a prince kisses her?”
Mo Kong: “The prince has bad breath!”
Mo Ling’er: “⊙▃⊙?”
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Mo Kong’s motto: “If someone takes something from you, take it back with your own hands. Steal it or snatch it, it doesn’t matter. The same goes for your dignity! Annoying people makes me stronger. Could anything be more fun?”
Such a funny novel. Looking at the aggrieved protagonist pretending to be stupid and pretending to be stunned, the system's IQ is still high, so it is mainly against customers.
Just pull some useless things