
Your Majesty, He’s in Love with a Man! The Other Party Is the Empress
报皇上断袖了,对方是女帝
by Lemon Pomelo Tea (柠檬柚柚茶)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 187k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Palace & Household Intrigue
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
- Request a translation
Synopsis
Li Qian, a modern special-effects makeup artist, fills in for a friend and is scared to death at a funeral home. She transmigrates into the body of the Third Prince of Fenglin, who is a woman disguised as a man. A female ghost threatens her and imposes a quota for bringing the dead back to life. What can she do? She can only follow the example of Empress Wu Zetian and overthrow the dynasty.
Not only does she become empress, she also manages to win over the disabled emperor of the enemy kingdom.
When they first meet, she takes advantage of the wine and makes advances on him.
He tosses and turns, unable to sleep night after night. He thinks that if he’s going to be attracted to a man, so be it, never expecting that she is actually a woman.
He offers his kingdom as her bride price and resolutely stands by her side, heedless of the people’s astonished looks.
Li Qian says, “Nonsense. I didn’t abduct him. All I had to do was crook my finger.”
Jun Qing says, “How could my wife have abducted me? You old geezers just can’t stand seeing me with a wife, can you?”
The ministers’ eyelids twitch violently. Their emperor has fallen for a man. Heaven has no eyes!
“Urgent report! His Majesty has fallen for a man!” a guard shouts in the street.
The commoners slam themselves into walls or take their own lives. What a lively scene.
Hearing this, Jun Qing points at the ministers and shouts, “Nonsense! She’s my wife. You old fools don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m done talking to you. I’m taking the imperial seal and going off to marry her!”
The ministers erupt. They grab their bundles and shout, “Your Majesty, wait for us! We want to come along as part of the dowry!”
The commoners look at one another and ask, “Should we still die?”
“Die for what? Let’s go!”
Watching the emperor and ministers set off, the people shout after Jun Qing, “Your Majesty, you’ve left your dowry behind! Your Majesty, you forgot your dowry!”
In Fenglin...
Li Qian’s brows twitch sharply as she looks at the vast crowd in the distance