PUBG: From the Start, I Fight a Shark for Welfare Benefits

With the Heaven-Chosen Chicken System at his command, who can stand against him across the six directions and eight wilds?

The moment he lands, everyone rushes to deliver free gear. Wherever he goes, he finds himself in the final circle. One shot brings down an airdrop, and two grenades yield two Dog Miscellaneous rifles.

Streamers all call him a pro, professional players beg to become his students, thousands upon thousands of female fans adore him, and his followers line up from west to east.

Showing off like the wind, forever by my side.

Lu Ming insists: I really am using cheats…

The cheat: No! You aren’t! You’re even better than me!