Black Myth: Wukong:

Who dares lay a finger on the Monkey?

I’ll slap them eighteen hundred times, left and right!

I’ll beat them until they’re crawling around on the ground, looking for their teeth.

Then I’ll charge from the Southern Heavenly Gate to the Hall of Miraculous Mists,

then sweep back from the Hall of Miraculous Mists to the Southern Heavenly Gate!

All right, but if we’d had one more plate of fried peanuts,

I wouldn’t have gotten this drunk.

Hurry up and sleep. I have to get up early tomorrow to haul bricks!

Oh, right. My name is... Zhu Bajie...