I'm a koala. After getting poisoned by eucalyptus leaves and falling off a cliff, I was reborn as a disgraced, innocent-seeming celebrity.
A popular young actress makes snide remarks at me. No problem, I can't understand her.
The leading actor gets right in my face and goes on the attack. Whatever, I can't tell.
Netizens: “That acting is so fake!”
I don't even raise an eyelid. After all, what could matter more than eucalyptus leaves?
