I Asked You to Write a Diary, Not Spoil the Entire Primordial World

Name: I Asked You to Write a Diary, Not Spoil the Entire Primordial World
Author: The Sixth White

让你写日记，你剧透全洪荒

by The Sixth White (第六白)

Status: Completed
Length: 630k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Mo Yu transmigrated to the primordial world and became a low-ranking soldier in the Witch Tribe. After awakening the Great Dao Diary System, he discovered that the more diary entries he wrote, the stronger he became.

Little did he know that his diary entries were unknowingly changing the balance of power in the primordial world.

[Instead of spending time listening to the Dao, why not head to Mount Buzhou and snatch the innate gourd vine...]

[The Kunpeng Demon Master is a teacher to the demon race. Killing him would cut off thirty percent of their fortune.]

[Di Jun proved his Heavenly Marriage and married Xihe and Changxi. They bore ten little suns, and poor Kuafu was scorched to death.]

[Perhaps the Three Pure Ones, formed from Pangu’s primordial spirit, could make up for the Witch Tribe’s innate deficiencies.]

[The Witch Tribe is so tragic. They’ve been manipulated from beginning to end, and even Houtu was forced to become the reincarnation cycle, never to emerge again.]

Until one day, Houtu led the Witch Tribe to surround the Zixiao Palace.

Mo Yu woke up to find two women lying beside him.

He was completely dumbfounded.

“Who put Xihe and Changxi in my bed?”

“Wait, I asked you to establish the Earthly Dao. Why did you take down the Heavenly Dao?”

This is bad! How did the primordial world get so completely twisted?

Other names

Hiding Among the Wu Tribe and Keeping a Diary, Houtu Goes on a Rampage苟在巫族写日记，后土杀疯了Alternate title on Fanqie

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313Chapters

12.9kReads · 30 days

2MReads · all time

794Shelves

8.8Score

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Among the spoilers for the prehistoric era, this one is considered quite well-written. At least the plot moves very quickly. The Lich War has over 50 chapters, the Investiture of the Gods War has over 100 chapters, and Hongjun is cut into nine pieces in over 200 chapters. Unlike other prehistoric era spoilers, which have 500 chapters and a single war not yet finished, or over 1000 chapters and still no fight with Hongjun, the leveling up is incredibly slow.
28 likes1y ago
This editor is a genius, not just a prodigy, but this is so well-written it's hilarious! 🤦🤦
21 likes2y ago
Wow, the author's imagination is running wild, especially in these later chapters! The original plot has been completely revamped, but it's still incredibly engaging! It's surprisingly enjoyable to read! Author, hurry up and update! It's National Day, shouldn't you celebrate with a big update or something? Be considerate, don't make us send you local specialties! 😂
18 likes2y ago
Run fast, Shennong has already tasted it, and the clone from the green stream + diary also has men.
14 likes1y ago
Advantages: The plot is humorous, the theme is novel, and it differs from traditional prehistoric fantasy works. It should be considered unique in the innovation of fan fiction. It's good as a lighthearted read. Cons: It feels a bit like a low-budget version of the original game, the power levels are a bit inconsistent, character names are often misspelled, and the ending is rather rushed. Summary: Not bad Finished watching at 4:26 PM on July 16, 2025.
11 likes1y ago
It's not a multi-female-lead novel; it's more like a fanfiction of the Classic of Mountains and Seas, Investiture of the Gods, and Journey to the West. The early parts tell the story and fill in many logical gaps in the original books. The best part is the later Journey to the West section—it's hilarious!
9 likes1y ago
It's indeed well-written, so we shouldn't be too critical. But why was Di Jun's corpse spared? Oh dear, I haven't even become a saint yet, so why are you saying there are six saints?
9 likes2y ago
I've read a few prehistoric fantasy novels, but the plots are basically similar. 🥰 But this book is different; it's very interesting, not rigid, and even a bit funny, which made me laugh. It's the only good prehistoric fantasy novel I've read so far that has made me want to read it again.
8 likes1y ago
This is amazing! The prehistoric world can be written like this! It's entertaining and makes me laugh a lot!
7 likes1y ago
It's very interesting and worth watching, but it needs to innovate and not always stick to the same old formula.
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