[Scheming Demon King + Cynical Life Lessons + The Year’s Wildest Power Fantasy]
…A mysterious force swept over the world like divine punishment, shrinking all of humanity to one hundredth of its original size in every dimension.
If you were 1.8 meters tall, you became 1.8 centimeters, or 18 millimeters.
The ant crawling toward you was 10 millimeters long and 6 millimeters tall.
To you, it was as imposing as a calf.
It was as if a 1.8-meter-tall you were facing an ant one meter long and sixty centimeters tall!
A bee buzzed past, its sound like thunder. To you, it was as if a giant two meters long had flown overhead!
Then a sparrow spread its wings and took flight.
Good heavens!
It was practically a fighter jet made of flesh and blood!
Earthworms like underground dragons, house cats and stray dogs as huge as King Kong, divine tortoises crawling out of their pet enclosures, and summer mosquitoes that buzzed around like flying pterosaurs… Humanity had suddenly become tiny and frail. The prosperity of the past was gone, and technology was useless. What would become of them?
Fortunately, just as Heaven shut one door on humanity, it opened a window.
As humanity shrank, spiritual qi revival swept the globe. By cultivating with spiritual qi, people finally found a last glimmer of hope.
“If Lu Zijian had never been born, the Path of Being a Jerk would have languished in darkness for all eternity!”
Lu Jian was born at the right moment, in harmony with the will of Heaven and Earth.
Treading on auspicious clouds, he sang into the sky:
“Let the jerkery begin!”
“With me here, humanity will never fall! Humanity will flourish forever!”