Wandering the Myriad Worlds, Starting by Teasing Xiao Se

This is the story of an incredibly lucky young man taking free trips through the myriad heavens.

At the Golden Terrace in Apocalypse City, Luo Qingyang throws his head back and shouts, “I challenge you to a sword duel! Who dares object?”

The next second, a slap sends him flying off the terrace. “You damn fool, your name is Luo Qingyang! I just don’t want to be on the rankings, not because I can’t make them. What are you bragging about?”

At Martial Emperor City, atop the city gate, Old Huang murmurs with a wistful look, “Your Highness, I offer my life as my calling card. I welcome you to the martial world.”

Then someone kicks him down. “What’s with all the tragic heroics? I’m here, so why are you trying to make everyone emotional?”

At Apocalypse Academy, Li Changsheng sits atop a tall pavilion and shouts, “I am the number one under heaven!”

Then someone punches him in the face, giving him a pair of panda eyes. “I don’t believe you for a second.”

Many years later, in the Primordial World, a young man stands on Mount Yujing with a wooden sword in hand and bows. “I am Nameless. I challenge Fellow Daoist Hongjun to a sword duel. Please, teach me.”

Hongjun looks terrified, his expression twisted with panic. “Don’t come any closer!!!”