Naruto: Call Me a Femboy and I’ll Beat Your Head Sideways
火影：叫我小男娘给你头打歪
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- Ongoing
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- 405k Words
- Genre
- Anime Fanfiction
- Updated
- 6mo ago
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New Writers Are Seriously Good These Days. Recommend Some Awesome Books
I don’t spend long reading novels on my phone. I used to read ebooks, and I’ve been a bookworm for five or six years.
So Cute, He Must Be a Boy!
Looking for stories like "Too Cute, Forced to Cross-Dress". A cute-looking guy with feminine features who cross-dresses.
I Got Hooked on Naruto Fics with Yandere Heroines, Thanks to My Mom
Looking for High-Quality Naruto Stories
Please Recommend Stories With a Male Lead Who’s a Nurturing, Mom-Type Guy. I Really Love This Type
Looking for books similar to "Mistook the Villain for a Passerby, and Now the Pretty, Delicate Girl Is Being Doted on Against Her Will". The male lead takes especially good care of the heroine, like a mother hen.
Naruto Really Does Get Worse with Every Generation. All I Can Do Is Recommend the Old Books
Looking for books similar to Naruto: Starting with the Double Kamui.
Hand Over Your Private Collection of Nanliang Novels! Don't Make Me Beg!!
Looking for books like "I Explode When My HP Hits Zero. How Will You Respond?"
Looking for Naruto Stories Where the Protagonist Is Close to Orochimaru
Preferably, he has a good relationship with Orochimaru.
Looking for a Goodhearted Protagonist With Strong Moral Values Who Doesn't Kill Recklessly. No Female-Oriented Stories! Gender Transformation Is Fine.
Looking for books similar to The Lord of Poyang Lake.
New Naruto Fanfic With Excellent Writing That Takes the Original Story in Fresh Directions
Are there any new Naruto fanfics on Tomato Novel with fresh, unusual, surprising content, smooth prose, and substance? Don't bother recommending anything under 300,000 characters. Fellow readers suffering from a reading slump, please help me out!
Are There Any Naruto Stories with an Extremely Beautiful Male Protagonist?
Any Novels Where the Male Lead Transmigrates into an 8-to-14-Year-Old Boy?
I’m Out of Uchiha Fics to Read, Please Help!
I'm looking for books like "Uchiha: Unifying the Shinobi World".
A Male Lead With Feminine Features Who Can Cross-Dress, But Doesn't Transform! Please!
Calling All Naruto Fans Who Are Out of Books
Any good recommendations?
Looking for a Novel With a Male Lead Who Has Feminine Features and Stunning Beauty! A Real Beauty
I'm terrified of authors describing the hero as having a cold, handsome face chiseled like a blade. I love novels where the hero is breathtakingly beautiful! I love the section on Tomato Novel that helps readers find their next book so much! Book lovers, please throw your recommendations at me!
Naruto Stories Where Everyone Has a One-Sided Crush on the Male Protagonist
Looking for books similar to "I Became Itachi’s Older Brother and the Hokage’s Favorite".
I Really Want to Read About Cute Little Boys. There Are Only a Few, and I’ve Read Them All
Looking for Good Naruto Stories! No Dave!
Please, I'm begging for Naruto fanfiction with the same everyday-life vibe as "Crazy Dave".
Looking for Naruto Stories with a Male Lead Who's Irresistible to Everyone
Looking for books similar to Hokage: All the Big Shots in the Ninja World Want to Be My Boyfriend. Male-male romance is fine too, but it has to be Naruto, and no gender-bending.
A Must-Read for Naruto Fans
I want to read books like Naruto: Starting with the Double Kamui. #See how a transmigrator uses Obito's body to turn the ninja world upside down and rewrite fate beneath the blood moon! #The first use of Kamui, amid a mountain of corpses, is only the beginning of his ambition!
Looking for the Absolute Best on Your Bookshelves!!! BG, Historical or Modern Romance, Anything Goes
BG, BG, BG! Historical, modern, or imaginative romance are all fine, as long as both leads are each other's first and only partner!
Looking for Naruto Harem Stories Where Everyone Has a One-Sided Crush on the Lead. No Male-to-Female Gender Swap
Looking for books similar to "I Worked Hard to Keep My Head Down in Naruto and Became Everyone’s Beloved".
Naruto, Female Protagonist, Uchiha Clan
Looking for books similar to Naruto: Reincarnated as Uchiha Madara's Portable Blood Bank.
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This book is truly excellent, especially the description of Lu Bu's hundreds-of-rounds battle with Sun Wukong for Diao Chan. However, Xue Baochai was indeed too powerful; if it weren't for Darius's outer edge cheat and Noxus Guillotine, that M4 six-times scope spray would have been fatal.
Keep it up, big brother who loves writing about male characters! 😀
It's really good. Whether it's the abstract portrayal of the main character, the author, or even the readers, the comments section is hilarious. The plot is also great. Keep it up, big brother who loves writing about male-male relationships!
This book is very well written, keep up the good work, especially the story of the older brother who is a male protagonist! 😏
The main character is so cute! Keep it up, Xiao Nan Niang's older brother!
Those who clicked on this book because of its title must have similar tastes 🤤 The synopsis says there's no female lead, but it doesn't say there's no male lead, yet everyone seems to be enjoying shipping. The author is quite skilled at this 😳 The whole story can focus on ambiguous relationships without any romantic pairings, but I really want to see various shipping side stories. I love Xiao Nan Niang so much 💕
This is great! I want to lock the author in a dark room and give them a good dressing down, so they'll update a billion times a day!
The novel is actually quite good. I'm a fairly well-read reader and have some understanding of AI, so I haven't seen anything that seems AI-generated. It feels like a purely handwritten story. Those who mention AI are probably just indignant or lack sufficient life experience, or perhaps they've transcended the realm of the divine and have incredibly strong reading abilities.
Yashiro and the protagonist are such a tragic couple 😭😭😭 I knew I shouldn't have changed the face of the horse. I wanted to play the game... 😭😭😭
It's worth reading; there aren't any major flaws. Although the title says "Little Boy and Girl," it's not a Nantong-style story (as of chapter 48 so far). The author disappeared; the story was left unfinished.