I Roast the Entire Entertainment Industry with My God-Given Mouth

I transmigrated into a book as a washed-up, low-ranking celebrity who barely spoke and had a mountain of haters. In the original story, I had a crush on heartthrob Qin Yizhi, framed the sweet, innocent heroine Song Wanwan, and was boycotted and attacked by fans and ordinary netizens alike. After transmigrating into the book, I went on a rampage through showbiz. On a dating show, Qin Yizhi deliberately flashed his abs in front of everyone, and viewers blushed and screamed. I chuckled. “A tadpole gets a frog tattoo: who do you think you're showing off for, your mom?” Song Wanwan's saintly compassion overflowed, and viewers praised her as pure and kind. Me: “A dung beetle wearing a mask: shameless as ever.” Onlooker: “This is the mouthpiece I need in showbiz!” Later, I went from washed-up nobody to breakout star and coasted to victory on variety shows. At an awards interview, the host said, “Please give us your acceptance speech.” Me: “I've spent years in showbiz cursing every day. The moment I found my voice, everyone started praising me.”