[A real mom transmigrates into a book. A little crazy, a little dead, a little serious, a little abstract, with a System and all the old tropes. Happy ending, eight-hundred-year-old jokes, and a powerful heroine with multiple secret identities.]
Qin Sa, the book-transmigrated real mom: questionable manners, but always ready to meet strength with strength.
Xie Yunxian, the male lead: gorgeous looks, utterly devoted, and yandere.
Qin Sa standing on the ground is like the whole world getting the finger!
She transmigrates into a book, becoming the heroine, a big shot with countless secret identities.
Everyone knows the Qin family’s adopted daughter is rebellious, has no particular skills, and is practically indistinguishable from a tacky young delinquent. She’s the infamous cautionary tale of the wealthy elite.
She’s barely arrived when a scheming woman accuses her of splashing wine on her?
You’ve got a lot of nerve picking on me. One bucket of mop water later, you’ll be screaming for more!
But the woman doesn’t learn her lesson. She challenges Qin Sa to show off her skills in public, daring her to compete at the piano so she can humiliate her.
Qin Sa smiles. What a perfect chance to make a fool of yourself!
No more pretending. Time to come clean! Your auntie is a piano legend. I’ll crush you so hard you’ll lose it!
“You know it’s time for you to leave the stage, right?”
The old baby-switching scandal comes to light, and Qin Sa’s biological parents storm in, leading an army of mops to sweep through the banquet hall!
Anyone who bullied their daughter is as good as dead!
Qin Sa applauds: “Wonderful, wonderful… I guess the saying’s true: birds of a feather flock together.”
At last, the world has gone as gloriously crazy as she always wanted…
Wait a second.
…Am I writing a blurb?
Have I lost my mind? What does a crazy story even need a blurb for? Hahahahahaha…
A vertical stroke, a horizontal hook, a vertical stroke, a horizontal fold, a horizontal stroke, a vertical stroke, a horizontal fold, a horizontal stroke, a vertical stroke, a horizontal fold, a horizontal stroke, a vertical stroke, a left-falling stroke, a right-falling stroke (damn it!)
