When the Grindmaster Became a Paparazzo

I’m a workaholic, and I’m also a paparazzo.

Put those two buffs together, and I never do things by the book.

My boss sent me to stake out a rising star’s secret romance, but I ended up filming an unspeakable video from the entertainment industry.

My boss sent me to tail a top-tier star and dig up dirt, but I stumbled straight into a human-trafficking den.

After I made the social news again, my boss finally snapped. “Sis, we’re after a thrill, not a heart attack!”

I replied with righteous conviction, “My heart beats for my country.”