After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Got Weird in the Cultivation World

[Surreal humor + ridiculous antics + absurdity + sharp tongue + shamelessness + pure fun]

Zhan Xinyue transmigrated into an old-fashioned novel about a girl adored by all, becoming a lovesick cannon-fodder character.

Life and death don't matter. If you don't like it, fight back!

So Zhan Xinyue kept courting death and going completely crazy.

Getting surreal:

Stew pills in an iron pot, and a talisman that props up your butt to the heavens.

Antidote pills made of sheep droppings, falling turds, and golden broth poured on top.

Falling turds and lone piles of dung fly together; shit water and the vast sky share the same hue.

The first person to cultivate immortality in the cyber age.

At first:

Her master punished her by making her clean the spirit beast garden. Unable to beat the big black bear, she bit it in the armpit, grossing out her fastidious senior brother so much that he went into seclusion.

Her master told her to practice alchemy. She only knew how to stew pills in an iron pot, and every time she used an alchemy furnace, it exploded. Her elegant second senior sister was so furious she went berserk and then went into seclusion.

Her master told her to retake an exam. She went to take another elder's selection test instead, and passed five of them, dealing such a blow to her gifted third senior brother that he went into seclusion.

Later on:

Her refined senior brother, born to an eminent family, was led by her to use sheep droppings as pills in the secret realm, scamming people left and right.

Her cool and elegant second senior sister was pushed by her into full berserk mode, swinging an alchemy furnace and carrying the whole team with just one bar of battery.

Her third senior brother, who had eight hundred tricks up his sleeve, was egged on by her to act even less human. He dedicated himself to taking off sword cultivators' boots just to check whether their socks had holes.

Her ethereal, fragile-looking little junior brother, a musician, was transformed by her into a heavy metal rock singer with a deep, raspy voice.

Her unlucky little senior sister, a mage who thought life was fine but death was fine too, was talked into becoming a gluttonous girl who loved scaring people with cat's cradle.

This is the story of how Zhan Xinyue single-handedly sent everyone flying in equal measure and, along the way, saved the world.