Why Bother Her? Even the Prince Has to Kneel on a Washboard!

[Historical domestic intrigue, sharp-tongued heroine, hero head over heels, both leads devoted only to each other, doted on by him alone]

When Su Jinyue woke up, she discovered she had transmigrated into a book, and into the body of a seductive temptress…

With every gesture dripping with such allure, Su Jinyue couldn’t help thinking this body was absolutely perfect.

Just as she was getting ready to enjoy a leisurely retirement in ancient times, with women’s liberation arriving ahead of schedule…

Why were there always a few vicious supporting women flitting around her like pesky flies?

Am I supposed to put up with that? No way! I’ll deal with them right now!

When a green tea girl keeps calling her “Big Sis”:

“Big Sis this, Big Sis that. Who’s your big sister? With a face like yours, you think you can be my little sister? Go get rebuilt from the ground up.”

When someone sneers that she’s all looks and no substance:

“Oh, you’re saying I’m all looks and no substance? That’s still better than being an ugly nobody with no looks at all.

Can’t you stop hovering around me? Don’t you know how sick you make me?”

When she’s called crude and rude:

“That’s just how I am. What are you going to do about it? Go on, bite me if you’ve got the guts.”

…

She thought her wild behavior would make everyone keep their distance.

But who could have guessed…

That infuriating, aloof, stay-away-from-me regent, Mo Lingyuan!

Why did he keep showing up at her door and blocking her way?

“I hear you’re pretty impressive!”

“So stop tormenting everyone else, and make time to torment me instead.”

The people of the capital thought someone had finally come to deal with the lawless Su Jinyue, but who could have guessed…

“Be a good girl and do me a favor. Tonight, I’ll kneel on the washboard…”