[Hilarious] [Sneaky Schemer] [Ridiculous System] [Power Fantasy] [Eldest Princess] [Empress] A ridiculous System brings Qin Feng to another world and traps him inside a coffin for ten years! To keep him from getting lonely, the System even transforms into a black donkey to keep him company in there.
Qin Feng was just about to go crazy. At long last, he gets out of the coffin, only to discover that this fantasy world is downright bizarre!
“Come on over! Just 998! Take home the white jade bed the ruthless empress slept on during her wedding night!”
“The Strongarm Sect Master ran off with his sister-in-law! His wife is selling Strongarm Pills at a tearful discount…”
“Step right up, don’t miss out! The bellyband worn by the Holy Maiden of the Xianxia Sect, going for just two taels of silver!”
“Hey, folks! I’m Peony Fairy from the Narcissus Sect, streaming my cultivation session right now. If you’ve got money, send money; if you’ve got spirit stones, send spirit stones. Let’s go!”
“The Seven Fairies of the Heavenly Mystery Sect are streaming their bath at Kunlun Pool today. Follow if you like what you see!”
The Cloudmist Continent is way too entertaining.
Legend has it that ten thousand years ago, the various cultivation sects were so caught up in the rat race
that young cultivators had to take out loans to buy spirit stones, spiritual herbs, immortal abodes, weapons, and cultivation manuals.
At last, they could bear the burden no longer and decided to lie flat…
And that was when Sixth Brother Qin Feng arrived, wielding a pig-slaughtering saber and riding the black donkey that was the System!
He became the brightest star in this world!