When I Became the Secretary in a CEO Romance Novel

[Faithful to each other, 1v1, absurdly funny secretary × brooding, obsessive young master]

Content warning: The male lead is a pervert who's coveted the heroine for years, but she's only interested in making money. There will be coercive scenes. The novel's values don't represent the author's own; I'm writing the tropes I enjoy.

In her past life, no one understood her weird sense of humor. In this life, she's become the secretary to a domineering CEO.

Putting herself in an NPC's shoes, when the CEO tells her he's fallen for someone and asks her to figure out what to do, she gives up and says, “Just hold her and tell her that even bitter fruit is still fruit, right?”

When the CEO tries to buy her off, what can she do but... give in to wealth, even if she won't bend to power. She drops to her knees and tells her boss earnestly, “There's one thing you can't give up, besides your principles. Do you know what it is?” He asks, “What?” “Health insurance, a housing fund, weekends off, and a salary!”

When it comes to working hard or getting ahead, she chooses to burn incense and pray. When it comes to taking a loss or suffering, she chooses to eat. She won't even glance at the Matchmaking Temple, but she'll kneel forever at the Temple of the God of Wealth!

When the CEO's mother tosses her a million yuan, her eyes light up as she grips the bank card. “Madam, don't worry! I'll stay as far away from the CEO as possible!!!” Surely you don't have to turn down money just to keep your dignity? “By the way, what's the PIN?”

But one day, she suddenly discovers that the CEO who claims to have someone he loves has a room filled with her photos...

A sinister voice comes from behind her. “You've found out, Yanyan. Where do you think you're going?”

Help! Why is he a pervert?!