Damn Humans! Stop Moving My Fish Tank
可恶的人类！不要搬我的鱼缸
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 349k Words
- Genre
- Two Male Leads
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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Other names
- After Coming Ashore, a Flamboyant Human Kidnapped Me to Be His Wife上岸后，被骚包人类拐去当老婆了Alternate title on Fanqie
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Lan Yinyuan: A proud and aloof little mermaid. Pei Yunzhuo: A sharp-tongued and cynical dance instructor. Although he's sharp-tongued and incredibly jealous, he secretly takes his wife out for delicious food, teaches her to dance, feels heartbroken when she's injured, doesn't get angry when she hits him, and isn't discouraged when she rejects him. In short, they're both wonderful guys. So, as usual, I'll give myself five stars!
The content is quite interesting, and the pacing is good so far. I especially enjoy the tug-of-war between the top and bottom characters and their personalities. Although it still touches on the entertainment industry, YuYu's (the author's) ideas are really Zen-like and ahead of their time.
Full marks! Full marks! Don't be so cruel, boss! I want to see something sweet.
This book is absolutely amazing! The author's portrayal of the characters' psychology is incredibly delicate; it's a truly wonderful mermaid story! Σ>―(°ω°)♡→ As the king of the deep sea, he was willing to cut half his heart for a mere human, to live and die alongside his lover; though a free spirit, he found the surrounding scenery too beautiful and ultimately stayed, colliding head-on with his…
It's a good read; the emotions are portrayed very delicately. From Pei confessing his love to Lan, Lan gradually falling in love without realizing it, to their mutual affection, Lan distancing herself from Pei due to their racial differences, Lan's inner turmoil, and Pei's unwavering determination, they finally get together.
Yuanyuan is so outspoken! I love it! And Da Huoshao, you're truly a talent! Every book you write is a revelation! So amazing! Please update soon! I can't get enough! 😍😍😍
I've finished reading it! The characters in each of the author's books are really different and rich, giving each reader a unique feeling. I got hooked on the first book by Wen Mao Mao, and that one is truly my absolute favorite. Even though the later books are also great, that one remains my number one.
The tug-of-war between the proud, honest, and straightforward Lan Bao and the sassy Da Huoshao is quite interesting, I think. Because the shou (bottom) is the only mermaid with siren blood, being with the human gong (top) presents many challenges.
Oh my god, the author's books are so good! Almost every one of his previous books has a rating of 9.4 Or higher 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Then I checked his profile and found two of his previous favorites that I didn't expect to be written by him either! I just didn't check his profile at the time 🥰🥰🥰🥰 I can't take it anymore, I have to read every single one of his books from beginning to end! He's such a talented writer!!! 🥰
Oh my god, this is so good! Chapter 166 seems a bit short though… (At this moment, a little girl used to reading long novels is quietly breaking down, but the author has written so many books!) I'm quite reluctant to finish it; I'm totally shipping Yuanyuan and Da Huoshao! I love this book to death! It's so good I could finish it in two days!